Upcoming Events | Song Lyrics | Saxon Video | Bembenek's Tour   Click on the Saxon Video Button (above) to view the 2007 Saxon Slideshow Saxons 'Bunny Hop' Jack & Jill Night Saturday March 22, Masonic Temple A night of fun as we hold a Jack & Jill in honour of the Saxons. Games of chance, cards, cash bar, snacks. The night runs from 6pm-10pm then down to Kelly's. Bring your friends, bring your family and help support your rugby club. Cost is $10 and includes some Saxons Dollars to start your night of gambling.     2006 Award Winners The 9th Annual Saxons Awards Night and Feast was held in late December 2006. This was a night of celebration and fun. The following deserve a hearty congratulations for distinguishing themselves among their rugby peers.   Junior Awards Karen Holek Brenden Conway & David Sovie Rookies of The Year Kate Severin Dave Sovie   Most Improved Janessa Douglas Dan Rosskopf Captain's Awards Danielle Clark--Women's XV Dan Rosskopf--Men's 2nd XV Zach Miller--Men's 1st XV Black & Blue Award Kerri Ostroskie The Seagram's Cup Bryce Callacott The McKelvie Stein   This award is new this year and was introduced to recognize the dedication to the club both on and off the field by one of the Saxons leaders for the past number of years.  Mike McKelvie will be retiring from playing rugby and will be coaching the men's side in 2007   Michael McKelvie President's Award Bria Morford Again congratulations to all award winners for 2006.     Saxons 10th Anniversary!! Watch this area for more about the Saxons 10th Anniversary Celebrations!!    Saxon Song Lyrics Ever been to a Saxon social and had no clue what the lads were singing about? Well, have no fear as these are the lyrics to the songs! Days of the Week | Dinah: Show Us Your Legs | The Highland Tinker Chicago | Alouette | He's The Meanest | Zulu Warrior Days of the Week Today is Monday, [ALL Repeat] Today is Monday Monday is a finger day. [ALL Repeat] Monday is a finger day Are you guys happy? [ALL] You bet your ass we're happy Da-da-da-dut,dut dut. Da-da-da-dut,dut dut. [Substitute in the next day and repeat all the days you have already said followed by the CHORUS] Tuesday is a La-laaa day. Wednesday is a wanking day. Thursday is a drinking day. Friday is a f***ing day. Saturday is a rugby day [usually said with a little extra enthusiasm] Sunday is a day of rest. [sung much more quietly than the other days] Dinah: Shows Us Your Legs CHORUS Dinah, Dinah, Show us your legs [ALL] Show us your legs, show us your legs. Dinah, Dinah show us your legs, a yard above your knees. A rich girl wears a brassiere, a poor girl she has string Dinah doesn't wear anything, she lets those bastards swing! CHORUS A rich girl rides a limousine, a poor girl rides a truck The only time that Dinah rides is when she's getting f***ed! CHORUS A rich girls uses Vaseline, a poor girls uses lard. Dinah doesn't wear anything, she likes it good and hard! CHORUS A rich girl uses FDS, a poor girl she has none. The only thing that Dinah has is Janitor In a Drum! CHORUS A rich girl uses tampons, a poor girl, she has none. The only thing that Dinah's got is a great big hot dog bun! CHORUS The Highland Tinker The Lady of the Manor was dressing for the ball (group repeats: The Ball! the Ball!, the Ball! ) When she spied a highland tinker tossing off against the wall (group repeats: The Wall! the Wall!, the Wall! ) CHORUS With his bloody great kidney wiper, and his balls the size of three And a yard and a half of fore skin (group repeats: Fore skin!, Fore skin!) Hanging down below his knees (group repeats: His knees!, His knees!) Yippee-Eye-ay! (group sings with or carries the Ey-ay! for two measures) Yippe-Eye-Oh (group sings with or carries the Oh! for two measures) [Rest of the song follows suit] The Duchess wrote a letter in it she did say I'd rather be shagged by you sir than his lord ship, anyday! CHORUS The tinker got the letter, and he began to read. His p*** began to fester and balls began to bleed. CHORUS Called his trusty horse, and on it he did ride, With is p*** slung over his shoulder and his balls on either side. CHORUS He rode up to the castle and scaled that castle wall "My God!"cried the Butler, "He's come to f*** us all!" CHORUS He shagged them in the pantry, he shagged them in the halls. He even shagged the pictures that were hanging on the walls. CHORUS He shagged them in the palour, and he shagged them on the stairs. You couldn't even see the carpet for all the pubic hairs! CHORUS [Quieter] The Tinker's dead and gone now, He's buried in St. Paul's. It took four-and twenty pall-bearers just to carry away his balls! CHORUS [Quieter] Some say he went to heaven, some say he went to hell. They say he met the devil, and they say he shagged him well. CHORUS Chicago Everyone sings words in capital letters. Individuals just raise their glass to add a verse. I USED TO WORK IN CHICAGO AT AN OLD DEPARTMENT STORE, I USED TO WORK IN CHICAGO I DON'T WORK THERE ANYMORE A LADY CAME IN for some paper SOME PAPER FROM THE STORE? Paper she wanted, a ream she got I DON'T WORK THERE ANYMORE! I USED TO WORK IN CHICAGO AT AN OLD DEPARTMENT STORE, I USED TO WORK IN CHICAGO I DON'T WORK THERE ANYMORE A LADY CAME IN for some jewelry SOME JEWELRY FROM THE STORE? Jewelry she wanted, a pearl necklace she got I DON'T WORK THERE ANYMORE! Continues forever and ever. Alouette CHORUS: Alouette, gentille Alouette, Alouette je te plumerai. Leader: Does she have ze stringy hair? All: Oui, she has ze stringy hair. Leader: Stringy hair, All: Stringy hair, Leader: Alouette! Aah, aah, aah, aah . . . CHORUS Leader: Does she have ze furrowed brow? All: Oui, she has ze furrowed brow, Leader: Furrowed brow, All: Furrowed brow, Leader: Stringy hair, All: Stringy hair, Leader: Alouette! Aah, aah, aah, ahh . . . CHORUS Wooden eye (Yes I would!) . . . Broken nose . . . Blow job lips . . . Two buck teeth . . . Double chin . . . Swinging tits . . . Beer belly . . . Bulbous butt . . . Furry thing . . . Leader: Now isn't she a nice-a girl? All: Oui, she is a nice-a girl, Leader: Nice-a girl, All: Nice-a girl, Leader: Alouette! Aah, aah, aah . . . CHORUS Leader/all: How I love her (repeat all) He's The Meanest He's the meanest, he sucks the horse's penis, he's the meanest, he's a horse's ass. Ever since he found it, all he does is pound it, he's the meanest, he's a horse's ass. Zulu Warrior Alla zooma zooma zooma Alla-zooma zooma chief Drink it down you Zulu warrior Drink it down you Zulu chief Drink it down you Zulu warrior Drink it down you Zulu chief, chief, chief!