Events
May 15 - Home opening weekend
The women start the action facing off against Balmy Beach at 12pm.
The men's seconds keep the adrenaline going at 1:30pm vs Toronto Dragons.
The men's firsts end all the excitment facing off againt Toronto Drangons at 3pm.
Following each of the games there will be a fundraising BBQ in support of the club.
June 5th - Rookie Night
June 19th - Myster Bar (Drink the bar dry)
July 10th - Theme Night (theme TBA)
Links
Rugby Canada
Rugby Ontario
Toronto Rugby
International Rugby Board
Scrum Dot Com
The Town of Cobourg
Oshawa Vikings RFC
Cobourg Saxons Message Board
10th Anniversay Video
Watch the Saxons 10th Anniversay celebration video, here.
Songs
Days of the Week
Dinah: Show Us Your Legs
The Highland Tinker
Chicago
Alouette
He's the Meanest
Zulu Warrior
Days of the Week
Today is Monday,
[ALL Repeat] Today is Monday
Monday is a finger day.
[ALL Repeat] Monday is a finger day
Are you guys happy?
[ALL] You bet your ass we're happy
Da-da-da-dut,dut dut.
Da-da-da-dut,dut dut.
[Substitute in the next day and repeat all the days you have already said followed by the CHORUS]
Tuesday is a La-laaa day.
Wednesday is a wanking day.
Thursday is a drinking day.
Friday is a f***ing day.
Saturday is a rugby day [usually said with a little extra enthusiasm]
Sunday is a day of rest. [sung much more quietly than the other days]
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Dinah: Show Us Your Legs
CHORUS
Dinah, Dinah, Show us your legs
[ALL] Show us your legs, show us your legs.
Dinah, Dinah show us your legs, a yard above your knees.
A rich girl wears a brassiere, a poor girl she has string
Dinah doesn't wear anything, she lets those bastards swing!
CHORUS
A rich girl rides a limousine, a poor girl rides a truck
The only time that Dinah rides is when she's getting f***ed!
CHORUS
A rich girls uses Vaseline, a poor girls uses lard.
Dinah doesn't wear anything, she likes it good and hard!
CHORUS
A rich girl uses FDS, a poor girl she has none.
The only thing that Dinah has is Janitor In a Drum!
CHORUS
A rich girl uses tampons, a poor girl, she has none.
The only thing that Dinah's got is a great big hot dog bun!
CHORUS
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The Highland Tinker
The Lady of the Manor was dressing for the ball
(group repeats: The Ball! the Ball!, the Ball! )
When she spied a highland tinker tossing off against the wall
(group repeats: The Wall! the Wall!, the Wall! )
CHORUS
With his bloody great kidney wiper, and his balls the size of three
And a yard and a half of fore skin
(group repeats: Fore skin!, Fore skin!)
Hanging down below his knees
(group repeats: His knees!, His knees!)
Yippee-Eye-ay!
(group sings with or carries the Ey-ay! for two measures)
Yippe-Eye-Oh
(group sings with or carries the Oh! for two measures)
[Rest of the song follows suit]
The Duchess wrote a letter in it she did say
I'd rather be shagged by you sir than his lord ship, anyday!
CHORUS
The tinker got the letter, and he began to read.
His p*** began to fester and balls began to bleed.
CHORUS
Called his trusty horse, and on it he did ride,
With is p*** slung over his shoulder and his balls on either side.
CHORUS
He rode up to the castle and scaled that castle wall
"My God!"cried the Butler, "He's come to f*** us all!"
CHORUS
He shagged them in the pantry, he shagged them in the halls.
He even shagged the pictures that were hanging on the walls.
CHORUS
He shagged them in the palour, and he shagged them on the stairs.
You couldn't even see the carpet for all the pubic hairs!
CHORUS
[Quieter]
The Tinker's dead and gone now, He's buried in St. Paul's.
It took four-and twenty pall-bearers just to carry away his balls!
CHORUS
[Quieter]
Some say he went to heaven, some say he went to hell.
They say he met the devil, and they say he shagged him well.
CHORUS
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Chicago
Everyone sings words in capital letters. Individuals just raise their glass to add a verse.
I USED TO WORK IN CHICAGO AT AN OLD DEPARTMENT STORE,
I USED TO WORK IN CHICAGO I DON'T WORK THERE ANYMORE
A LADY CAME IN for some paper
SOME PAPER FROM THE STORE?
Paper she wanted, a ream she got
I DON'T WORK THERE ANYMORE!
I USED TO WORK IN CHICAGO AT AN OLD DEPARTMENT STORE,
I USED TO WORK IN CHICAGO I DON'T WORK THERE ANYMORE
A LADY CAME IN for some jewelry
SOME JEWELRY FROM THE STORE?
Jewelry she wanted, a pearl necklace she got
I DON'T WORK THERE ANYMORE!
Continues forever and ever.
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Alouette
CHORUS: Alouette, gentille Alouette, Alouette je te plumerai.
Leader: Does she have ze stringy hair? All: Oui, she has ze stringy hair.
Leader: Stringy hair,
All: Stringy hair,
Leader: Alouette! Aah, aah, aah, aah...
CHORUS
Leader: Does she have ze furrowed brow?
All: Oui, she has ze furrowed brow,
Leader: Furrowed brow,
All: Furrowed brow,
Leader: Stringy hair,
All: Stringy hair,
Leader: Alouette! Aah, aah, aah, ahh...
CHORUS
Wooden eye (Yes I would!)...
Broken nose...
Blow job lips...
Two buck teeth...
Double chin...
Swinging tits...
Beer belly...
Bulbous butt...
Furry thing...
Leader: Now isn't she a nice-a girl? All: Oui, she is a nice-a girl,
Leader: Nice-a girl,
All: Nice-a girl,
Leader: Alouette! Aah, aah, aah...
CHORUS
Leader/all: How I love her (repeat all)
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He's the Meanest
He's the meanest, he sucks the horse's penis,
he's the meanest, he's a horse's ass.
Ever since he found it, all he does is pound it,
he's the meanest, he's a horse's ass.
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Zulu Warrior
Alla
zooma zooma zooma
Alla-zooma zooma chief
Drink it down you Zulu warrior
Drink it down you Zulu chief
Drink it down you Zulu warrior
Drink it down you Zulu chief, chief, chief!
Back to Songs
May 15 - Home opening weekend
The women start the action facing off against Balmy Beach at 12pm.
The men's seconds keep the adrenaline going at 1:30pm vs Toronto Dragons.
The men's firsts end all the excitment facing off againt Toronto Drangons at 3pm.
Following each of the games there will be a fundraising BBQ in support of the club.
June 5th - Rookie Night
June 19th - Myster Bar (Drink the bar dry)
July 10th - Theme Night (theme TBA)
Links
Rugby Canada
Rugby Ontario
Toronto Rugby
International Rugby Board
Scrum Dot Com
The Town of Cobourg
Oshawa Vikings RFC
Cobourg Saxons Message Board
10th Anniversay Video
Watch the Saxons 10th Anniversay celebration video, here.
Songs
Days of the Week
Dinah: Show Us Your Legs
The Highland Tinker
Chicago
Alouette
He's the Meanest
Zulu Warrior
Days of the Week
Today is Monday,
[ALL Repeat] Today is Monday
Monday is a finger day.
[ALL Repeat] Monday is a finger day
Are you guys happy?
[ALL] You bet your ass we're happy
Da-da-da-dut,dut dut.
Da-da-da-dut,dut dut.
[Substitute in the next day and repeat all the days you have already said followed by the CHORUS]
Tuesday is a La-laaa day.
Wednesday is a wanking day.
Thursday is a drinking day.
Friday is a f***ing day.
Saturday is a rugby day [usually said with a little extra enthusiasm]
Sunday is a day of rest. [sung much more quietly than the other days]
Back to Songs
Dinah: Show Us Your Legs
CHORUS
Dinah, Dinah, Show us your legs
[ALL] Show us your legs, show us your legs.
Dinah, Dinah show us your legs, a yard above your knees.
A rich girl wears a brassiere, a poor girl she has string
Dinah doesn't wear anything, she lets those bastards swing!
CHORUS
A rich girl rides a limousine, a poor girl rides a truck
The only time that Dinah rides is when she's getting f***ed!
CHORUS
A rich girls uses Vaseline, a poor girls uses lard.
Dinah doesn't wear anything, she likes it good and hard!
CHORUS
A rich girl uses FDS, a poor girl she has none.
The only thing that Dinah has is Janitor In a Drum!
CHORUS
A rich girl uses tampons, a poor girl, she has none.
The only thing that Dinah's got is a great big hot dog bun!
CHORUS
Back to Songs
The Highland Tinker
The Lady of the Manor was dressing for the ball
(group repeats: The Ball! the Ball!, the Ball! )
When she spied a highland tinker tossing off against the wall
(group repeats: The Wall! the Wall!, the Wall! )
CHORUS
With his bloody great kidney wiper, and his balls the size of three
And a yard and a half of fore skin
(group repeats: Fore skin!, Fore skin!)
Hanging down below his knees
(group repeats: His knees!, His knees!)
Yippee-Eye-ay!
(group sings with or carries the Ey-ay! for two measures)
Yippe-Eye-Oh
(group sings with or carries the Oh! for two measures)
[Rest of the song follows suit]
The Duchess wrote a letter in it she did say
I'd rather be shagged by you sir than his lord ship, anyday!
CHORUS
The tinker got the letter, and he began to read.
His p*** began to fester and balls began to bleed.
CHORUS
Called his trusty horse, and on it he did ride,
With is p*** slung over his shoulder and his balls on either side.
CHORUS
He rode up to the castle and scaled that castle wall
"My God!"cried the Butler, "He's come to f*** us all!"
CHORUS
He shagged them in the pantry, he shagged them in the halls.
He even shagged the pictures that were hanging on the walls.
CHORUS
He shagged them in the palour, and he shagged them on the stairs.
You couldn't even see the carpet for all the pubic hairs!
CHORUS
[Quieter]
The Tinker's dead and gone now, He's buried in St. Paul's.
It took four-and twenty pall-bearers just to carry away his balls!
CHORUS
[Quieter]
Some say he went to heaven, some say he went to hell.
They say he met the devil, and they say he shagged him well.
CHORUS
Back to Songs
Chicago
Everyone sings words in capital letters. Individuals just raise their glass to add a verse.
I USED TO WORK IN CHICAGO AT AN OLD DEPARTMENT STORE,
I USED TO WORK IN CHICAGO I DON'T WORK THERE ANYMORE
A LADY CAME IN for some paper
SOME PAPER FROM THE STORE?
Paper she wanted, a ream she got
I DON'T WORK THERE ANYMORE!
I USED TO WORK IN CHICAGO AT AN OLD DEPARTMENT STORE,
I USED TO WORK IN CHICAGO I DON'T WORK THERE ANYMORE
A LADY CAME IN for some jewelry
SOME JEWELRY FROM THE STORE?
Jewelry she wanted, a pearl necklace she got
I DON'T WORK THERE ANYMORE!
Continues forever and ever.
Back to Songs
Alouette
CHORUS: Alouette, gentille Alouette, Alouette je te plumerai.
Leader: Does she have ze stringy hair? All: Oui, she has ze stringy hair.
Leader: Stringy hair,
All: Stringy hair,
Leader: Alouette! Aah, aah, aah, aah...
CHORUS
Leader: Does she have ze furrowed brow?
All: Oui, she has ze furrowed brow,
Leader: Furrowed brow,
All: Furrowed brow,
Leader: Stringy hair,
All: Stringy hair,
Leader: Alouette! Aah, aah, aah, ahh...
CHORUS
Wooden eye (Yes I would!)...
Broken nose...
Blow job lips...
Two buck teeth...
Double chin...
Swinging tits...
Beer belly...
Bulbous butt...
Furry thing...
Leader: Now isn't she a nice-a girl? All: Oui, she is a nice-a girl,
Leader: Nice-a girl,
All: Nice-a girl,
Leader: Alouette! Aah, aah, aah...
CHORUS
Leader/all: How I love her (repeat all)
Back to Songs
He's the Meanest
He's the meanest, he sucks the horse's penis,
he's the meanest, he's a horse's ass.
Ever since he found it, all he does is pound it,
he's the meanest, he's a horse's ass.
Back to Songs
Zulu Warrior
Alla
zooma zooma zooma
Alla-zooma zooma chief
Drink it down you Zulu warrior
Drink it down you Zulu chief
Drink it down you Zulu warrior
Drink it down you Zulu chief, chief, chief!
Back to Songs
